SEE NO EVIL

For you people who likes to go across the causeway to pump petrol late at night....read up!!

This happened during Chinese New Year..

I had nothing to do, so i planned to go across the causeway alone to pump petrol and buy ciggies. I left home about 0145hrs...traffic was smooth...very smooth..went in..no problem...pump petrol,buy ciggie..and head home....traffic was also smooth..no problem again...until it was my turn to pass my passprt to the officer... check out my conversation with her....(time around 0215hrs )

me: ( passed my passport for checking)

officer : ( staring at me)

me: yes kak..?? aderr problem kerr..???

officer: satu passport jerr..??? kawan awak nyerr asal tak kasi?

me : huh?? ( turn behind and look)

officer: passport kawan awak kasi saya !!!

me: kak..saya sorang jerr...maner aderr dua orang??

officer: awak turunkan tingkap blakang...

me : (turunkan tingkap and darah pun dah berderau nihhh )

officer: tu dia kat blakang!!!! ( pointing)

me : manerr ader orang kak..??? ( turn and checking behind)

officer: kawan awak tgh senyum...awak dua jgn main main...awak kalau bawak I.I ( illegal immigrant) awak nanti susah...kalau kawan awak taknak kasi, saya panggil org tangkap awak...

me: manerr aderr...saya nie sorang jerr...

2nd officer came and ask...

officer2 : apsal?

officer 1: ko tgk yg kat blakang tu tak nak kasi passport...dierr senyum jerr...

officer2 : (tengok dalam keter...and look at me)....weiii manerr aderr org..??? kau ok kerr tak..?? bang...sorry bang...saya ingat kawan saya nie sakit .....

officer 1 : huh....eh dah takderr....(muka pucat)

me: hmmmm...ok kalau takderr aper2 saya nak berambus dari sini... ( amik passport n cabut)


so...hati hati skit kalau u guys gi isi minyak time pagi pagi...you'll never know...who or what might follow you back....and no..i didn't bother to ask whether its a man or women...i don't want to know....what i did was to stop at a nearby shell in singapore, cuci kaki n muka,slawat and baru balik....so far no disturbance...

This is from my own creepy experience...its up to you to believe....or not...