LAILATUL BAZAAR
THE BEGINNING &. DURATION
Righhhhttt... Lailatul Bazzar... nights of all nights.. The nights where most if not all the Melayus is waiting for.. heheh... it only comes during the fasting month of Ramadhan...it falls on the first day of Ramadhan and it lassttts till the last day of Ramadhan..operation hours- some shop just doesn't close...others open late afternoon till the next morning... hehehe
THE STuFFS
The month where small & big time busnessman appears... selling all kinda stuffs from nail clippers to cars and houses!!! Yeahhh you read it right CARS & HOUSES..aah not only that... there are alot of glorious food too... just name it from the epok2 (curry puffs, kalipok, karipap-various slangs used by e different races.. but it all point out to the same thing!! heheh ~ multiracial maaa!!!) to the deng deng ( Malay version of the bak kua) to the ayam percek ( Malay version of the grilled chicken) to the what ever rice... u name it.. nasi goreng, nasi briyani, nasi minyak, nasi bukhari, nasi abang long Dil.. heheh the last one i made it up...and all sorts of kuehs....oohh yah you can also get all sorts of drinks there from the hot teh's to the cold and refreshing Bandung and kathirahs.... hauss kappa siakkk!!!! and not forgetting the kathirah dah rosak and masam pun lagi nak jual... mangkuk punya peniaga!!! -sorry abit emotional there!! hehehe
You can also find the traditional baju melayu, baju kurung, baju kebaya -feeeewwwiiittttt!!!!!! and also some angry bird t-shirts, spongebob t shirts some underwears and singlets...and ofcourse they sell the samping(Malay version of mini skirt worn by the guys with their baju melayu- hehehhe no ordinary mini skirt I tell u...)and the chapal- (Malay version of the sandal / footwear- to be worn with the baju melayu) and ofcourse the songkok..(headgear worn with the baju melayu-noo it's really funny if u put on ur cap with the baju melayu..)
THE BUSINESSMAN/ SELLERS/ CHEATERS!!
You can find alot of these people selling their stuffs there... I know they have to pay rent and all... but please larrr don't mark up the price too much larrr...agak2 laahh skit..One baju kebaya cost until $350.00 that's too much larrr..so they say kain kasarubia lahhh satin larr silk larrr... I say dun bedekkkkkk!!!!! buy, use one time and then keep in the wardrobe... waste money
The most classic stunt they do is to raise the original price first and then reduce it.... konon discount larrr... penipu siakkk otak tuan sadiq siegaraga...
Whatever it is, they are hardworking businessman... u see, they work from dusk till dawn.. they dont go back home to sleep or change clothes,I doubt so they shower... don't believe?? stand close to them and you can smell their 'chanel no 5'... sometimes I pity them... they don't get to fast...they smoke and eat openly... what to do???hungry watt later never eat how to do business??? if die of hunger how??? who's gonna pay the rent??? well I say... it's their own grave...kubur sendiri, sendiri jawab...I guess Mungkar and Nangkir will be glad to do their work...
PEAK PERIOD & THE CROWD
Well u know the last 10 days is the peak period of selling...prices will slightly drop.. and the hard selling begin.. that is when the bazaar becomes a warfield..where sellers compete with each other... shouting here and there... peluh tercampak campak.yyyuuuckkssss...!!!.bloody stuffy but yet u'll still see alot of people there....all kinds of people.. big ones small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, short And tall ones... the ones who really dress up like going to orchard road... the ones who dress up like baju tak cukup kain... the one like antu... you can find it there also...many colorful people..... and the crowd... OMG OMG!!! not moving... just like the woodlands checkpoint during peak hourss .... bumper to bumper....backflowwww .... push harder push harderrr!!!! haahahhahaha....
The grand finale is the last day of Ramadhan, you want good price, go to geylang during the last day.... Prices will fall just like the crash at the stock market!! heheh... usually they sell 3 packets of assorted crackers for $10.00, but on the last day last hour 10 packets for $10.00... how's that??? heheheh.... u can also get cheap cheap baju melayu during those last minute shopping... crazzzyyyy !!!!!!hahahah
Hey!!! I'm not condemning anyone here... I had my fair share of fun when i was in my mid 20's and always looking forward to the bazaar Ramadhan..just being there... sibuk2 not buying anything, walking from one end to another... dunno what was I doing... what can I say??? the experience there is absolutely priceless...those were the days...if you ask me now whether I want to go to the Bazaar...???
I'll try to avoid it... thank you very much... I'll go for e Layla tal Qadr instead of the lailatul bazaar.... habahahahahah!!!!!
Righhhhttt... Lailatul Bazzar... nights of all nights.. The nights where most if not all the Melayus is waiting for.. heheh... it only comes during the fasting month of Ramadhan...it falls on the first day of Ramadhan and it lassttts till the last day of Ramadhan..operation hours- some shop just doesn't close...others open late afternoon till the next morning... hehehe
THE STuFFS
The month where small & big time busnessman appears... selling all kinda stuffs from nail clippers to cars and houses!!! Yeahhh you read it right CARS & HOUSES..aah not only that... there are alot of glorious food too... just name it from the epok2 (curry puffs, kalipok, karipap-various slangs used by e different races.. but it all point out to the same thing!! heheh ~ multiracial maaa!!!) to the deng deng ( Malay version of the bak kua) to the ayam percek ( Malay version of the grilled chicken) to the what ever rice... u name it.. nasi goreng, nasi briyani, nasi minyak, nasi bukhari, nasi abang long Dil.. heheh the last one i made it up...and all sorts of kuehs....oohh yah you can also get all sorts of drinks there from the hot teh's to the cold and refreshing Bandung and kathirahs.... hauss kappa siakkk!!!! and not forgetting the kathirah dah rosak and masam pun lagi nak jual... mangkuk punya peniaga!!! -sorry abit emotional there!! hehehe
You can also find the traditional baju melayu, baju kurung, baju kebaya -feeeewwwiiittttt!!!!!! and also some angry bird t-shirts, spongebob t shirts some underwears and singlets...and ofcourse they sell the samping(Malay version of mini skirt worn by the guys with their baju melayu- hehehhe no ordinary mini skirt I tell u...)and the chapal- (Malay version of the sandal / footwear- to be worn with the baju melayu) and ofcourse the songkok..(headgear worn with the baju melayu-noo it's really funny if u put on ur cap with the baju melayu..)
THE BUSINESSMAN/ SELLERS/ CHEATERS!!
You can find alot of these people selling their stuffs there... I know they have to pay rent and all... but please larrr don't mark up the price too much larrr...agak2 laahh skit..One baju kebaya cost until $350.00 that's too much larrr..so they say kain kasarubia lahhh satin larr silk larrr... I say dun bedekkkkkk!!!!! buy, use one time and then keep in the wardrobe... waste money
The most classic stunt they do is to raise the original price first and then reduce it.... konon discount larrr... penipu siakkk otak tuan sadiq siegaraga...
Whatever it is, they are hardworking businessman... u see, they work from dusk till dawn.. they dont go back home to sleep or change clothes,I doubt so they shower... don't believe?? stand close to them and you can smell their 'chanel no 5'... sometimes I pity them... they don't get to fast...they smoke and eat openly... what to do???hungry watt later never eat how to do business??? if die of hunger how??? who's gonna pay the rent??? well I say... it's their own grave...kubur sendiri, sendiri jawab...I guess Mungkar and Nangkir will be glad to do their work...
PEAK PERIOD & THE CROWD
Well u know the last 10 days is the peak period of selling...prices will slightly drop.. and the hard selling begin.. that is when the bazaar becomes a warfield..where sellers compete with each other... shouting here and there... peluh tercampak campak.yyyuuuckkssss...!!!.bloody stuffy but yet u'll still see alot of people there....all kinds of people.. big ones small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, short And tall ones... the ones who really dress up like going to orchard road... the ones who dress up like baju tak cukup kain... the one like antu... you can find it there also...many colorful people..... and the crowd... OMG OMG!!! not moving... just like the woodlands checkpoint during peak hourss .... bumper to bumper....backflowwww .... push harder push harderrr!!!! haahahhahaha....
The grand finale is the last day of Ramadhan, you want good price, go to geylang during the last day.... Prices will fall just like the crash at the stock market!! heheh... usually they sell 3 packets of assorted crackers for $10.00, but on the last day last hour 10 packets for $10.00... how's that??? heheheh.... u can also get cheap cheap baju melayu during those last minute shopping... crazzzyyyy !!!!!!hahahah
Hey!!! I'm not condemning anyone here... I had my fair share of fun when i was in my mid 20's and always looking forward to the bazaar Ramadhan..just being there... sibuk2 not buying anything, walking from one end to another... dunno what was I doing... what can I say??? the experience there is absolutely priceless...those were the days...if you ask me now whether I want to go to the Bazaar...???
I'll try to avoid it... thank you very much... I'll go for e Layla tal Qadr instead of the lailatul bazaar.... habahahahahah!!!!!
