PREGNANT? HEED YOUR ELDER'S ADVICE
Have you ever receive warnings from your elders to be careful especially when you or your spouse is pregnant with your first child? ( anak sulong) well, better take their advice seriously..because ‘they’ know…some of you might experience this some of you don’t. For me, my wife didn’t know about this incident that I am going to tell as I keep it to myself…This happened 4 years back…
My wifey was in her third trimester that time, I can’t remember exactly how many months…everything was fine until one day I woke up from sleep in the middle of the night, feeling thirsty, the first thing I saw at the corner of my room is this ‘old lady’ standing there quietly, staring at my wife..I ask her who she was and what she wants? She replied…” nenek cuma nak amik bayi dalam perut tu.” Scared I was not but I was so angry that I thought I raised my voice at her..”bayi dalam perut tu anak saya…awak boleh kluar dari bilik nie skarang jugak!” you know what she did? She just smile, walk towards the door and before leaving, she said, “nanti nenek datang lagi…” and she disappeared..the best thing, my wife was asleep soundly despite of my loud voice…
Well, I don’t know whether it was real or not but somehow I told my elder sister –in –law. I guessed she conveyed the story to my mother in law…my mother in law made an amulet for my wifey, it’s a yellow cloth with a nail inside it. She is to carry that amulet with her everytime, everywhere..On top of that,my father in law ‘pagar’ the house..All this was done discreetly ( my wife didn’t know about this till now)Well, that didn’t stop that nenek ‘visiting’ us..but this time she is furious…as the house is being protected, the ‘nenek’ couldn’t come in so what’s the best thing she can come up with..?? she was frantically shaking the main door…this happened for 3- 4 days..and my wife’s younger siblings heard it all..they were damn scared…they told me about it..i just tell them not to open the door..just ignore…
I thought everything was ok until that nenek ‘visit’ me in my dreams…she said..”celaka, kau baik jaga bayi tu baik-baik, aku akan rampas dia dari engkau.Itu bayi aku!! Aku akan datang sampai dia dilahirkan....”
That really send me the creeps..i woke up sweating and shivering in my air-cond room…I’ll never forget that voice….nothing happened after that…my wife gave birth to our prince safely…Both mother & child healthy and the uri…yup I brought it back and buried it at my in laws place in johore…
Maybe it was just a nightmare….But I wasn’t thinking of those things…I don’t bother thinking about those things…
Ah yes…a friendly advise from me to the newly weds..after your sexcapades do cleanse yourself…and try not to sleep naked….why you might ask..??? why don’t you try it yourself….Me..?? been there done that..believe me you don’t want to experience it…
My wifey was in her third trimester that time, I can’t remember exactly how many months…everything was fine until one day I woke up from sleep in the middle of the night, feeling thirsty, the first thing I saw at the corner of my room is this ‘old lady’ standing there quietly, staring at my wife..I ask her who she was and what she wants? She replied…” nenek cuma nak amik bayi dalam perut tu.” Scared I was not but I was so angry that I thought I raised my voice at her..”bayi dalam perut tu anak saya…awak boleh kluar dari bilik nie skarang jugak!” you know what she did? She just smile, walk towards the door and before leaving, she said, “nanti nenek datang lagi…” and she disappeared..the best thing, my wife was asleep soundly despite of my loud voice…
Well, I don’t know whether it was real or not but somehow I told my elder sister –in –law. I guessed she conveyed the story to my mother in law…my mother in law made an amulet for my wifey, it’s a yellow cloth with a nail inside it. She is to carry that amulet with her everytime, everywhere..On top of that,my father in law ‘pagar’ the house..All this was done discreetly ( my wife didn’t know about this till now)Well, that didn’t stop that nenek ‘visiting’ us..but this time she is furious…as the house is being protected, the ‘nenek’ couldn’t come in so what’s the best thing she can come up with..?? she was frantically shaking the main door…this happened for 3- 4 days..and my wife’s younger siblings heard it all..they were damn scared…they told me about it..i just tell them not to open the door..just ignore…
I thought everything was ok until that nenek ‘visit’ me in my dreams…she said..”celaka, kau baik jaga bayi tu baik-baik, aku akan rampas dia dari engkau.Itu bayi aku!! Aku akan datang sampai dia dilahirkan....”
That really send me the creeps..i woke up sweating and shivering in my air-cond room…I’ll never forget that voice….nothing happened after that…my wife gave birth to our prince safely…Both mother & child healthy and the uri…yup I brought it back and buried it at my in laws place in johore…
Maybe it was just a nightmare….But I wasn’t thinking of those things…I don’t bother thinking about those things…
Ah yes…a friendly advise from me to the newly weds..after your sexcapades do cleanse yourself…and try not to sleep naked….why you might ask..??? why don’t you try it yourself….Me..?? been there done that..believe me you don’t want to experience it…
posted by iskandar76 at 12:49 AM
4 Comments:
Eh betul ah 1st pregnancy, mak aku suruh aku simpan gunting kecik dalam beg, balik rumah cuci kaki and muka, takmo kluar malam, etc.
Better be safe than sorry dok.
Eh cuba ko ceritakan pasal cita yg time ko ngah bogel. Abiskan ah cita, takmo setengah jalan. Potong stim ah lu. ;)
Ina...
kekekek...citer pasl bogel lakkk..kekekke k nanti aku masuk kan tu entry....siakk ahhh...
Alamak bro..u're the best.. Hehe!
I've yet to ask is it true that all ladies who are pregnant with their first child experience this? My frens yang dah kawin, pesan to me not to balik malam etc..but thank god, me no kaki merayap. Haha!
Whatever happens after that sexcapades? No RA okies.. I'm still young..muahaha! Just wanna know what happens after that aje. Heh!
idasie...
Hahahah...you pun nak tau after the sexcapade??kekekke ok ok...i'll put it in my next entry...
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